Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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