Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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