Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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