Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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