u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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