I didn't shave. On purpose
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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