Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
the day after is always just damage control
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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