i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i dont even know how to be here
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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