dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i need some magic done to my vagina
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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