So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
They took my balls.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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