I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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