did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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