Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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