Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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