What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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