i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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