sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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