we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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