after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Vodka?
Forever.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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