I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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