Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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