I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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