I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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