I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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