Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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