How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
