He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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