Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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