i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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