I can't watch pbs sober anymore
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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