when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We need to get me chipped asap
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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