he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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