We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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