He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
what day is it and did you see me today?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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