Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
