dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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