He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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