we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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