Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
We got so high we made milksteak
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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