I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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