susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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