i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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