I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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