I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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