party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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