Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
