i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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