Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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