I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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