Where did you get a picture of my penis
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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