U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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