Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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