Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
COCAINE IS GR8
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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