Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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