Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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