Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Your dad touched me again.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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