so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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