Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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