Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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